Well, here we are. On the precipice. At the threshold. The tipping point, about to go over the edge. We don’t know what’s down there waiting for us at the bottom, but it will surely be a fun ride.
The Gauntlet, Literature’s challenge of legend, has arrived. If you can write fiction and fiction reviews, and have even the smallest of chips on your shoulder, you should sign up. A combined $275, critique of your work, and priceless plugs, are up for grabs. And by the way, it’s free to enter. You just have to fill out this thing.
Maybe it’s too complex. Maybe the tough schedule just doesn’t work for you, or we organizers are too churlish for your refined tastes. Or maybe the only one holding you back is you.
Damnit. I thought that said priceless mugs and was REALLY excited for a minute.
Oh well. I guessss I’ll still take part.
Priceless mugs? What do you think this is, Bavaria-themed Gauntlet? We’re happy to have you back, though, with maybe a few coffees in dirty Styrofoam cups.